Be The F*ck On Time & Enjoy The Walk

A brutally honest, entertaining, and sneakily wise guide to the modern game of golf. Written by a lifelong golfer with Scottish roots and a marshal’s eye for human behavior, Be The F*ck On Time! is a manifesto of common sense, etiquette, and how-not-to-be-a-dick advice that every golfer didn’t know they needed.

Forget swing mechanics and pro-level tips. This book is about how to get around the course without embarrassing yourself—or ruining someone else’s day.

From pace of play to pitch mark repairs, music etiquette to lost ball logic, this is a no-nonsense survival guide to enjoying the game, respecting others, and—above all—having more fun.

Equal parts rant, reality check, and love letter to golf, this is required reading for every player who’s ever cursed a six-hour round, debated walking vs. carting, or marked their triple bogey putt like it was to win The Open.

Don’t be a tool. Be the f*ck on time. And enjoy the walk.
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The Machair Golfing Society

Linksland is a specific type of sandy, wind-sculpted coastal terrain. In Gaelic, linksland is machair, pronounced “ma-Car”. 

When significant numbers of Scotsmen became interested in smacking small balls with curved wooden sticks, as they first did in 1400 or so, the links was where they were sent.

  • Competition with your mates

  • fair in its' unfairness

  • The smell of cut grass in the morning

  • the clink of blades

  • That perfect shot out of the screws

  • or the clutch 6 footer for the hole

  • The competition

  • with the time honored unwritten etiquette

  • The Old Course

  • or your local 9 holer?

  • It doesn't really matter

  • feel the turf, and enjoy the walk

Competition with your mates

fair in its' unfairness

The smell of cut grass in the morning

the clink of blades

That perfect shot out of the screws

or the clutch 6 footer for the hole

The competition

with the time honored unwritten etiquette

The Old Course

or your local 9 holer?

It doesn't really matter

feel the turf, and enjoy the walk

Links golfers....

A hardy breed, able to withstand full conditions- high rainfall and strong winds. Good natured animals, skilled foragers, a longer expected lifespan, the highest quality of game.